the following are my notes on the game:
: okay so
: pretentious opening
: opening shot is of the coast while you listen to blah de blah
: BUT OH LOOK IF YOU MOVE THE MOUSE YOU REALIZE THAT'S YOU LOOKING DOWNT HE COAST AND NOT A CUTSCENE
: walk into an abandoned lighthouse. not really much here. music keeps playing and it's all a bunch of sad piano bullshit.
: okay so it says "when you were born blah blah birthmark, you cried to fill a vacuum, i like that so i tried to manufacture vacuums for you even though we didn't meet until after your birthmark was gone by age 6" HUHHH?
: oh here come the fucking sad trumpets.
: oh here's some sort of symbol drawn in the sand, one of those conch-shell type things where it's like a spiral made out of triangles or something
: or quarter circles i suppose
: MYSTERIOUS.
: and now a non-sequitur about yogurt.

: and now some guy named donnely who was apparently too lazy to explore the island
: "he stood on the mount and wondered how to descend. but then, he didn't have my reasons."
: that's... that's like
: so fucking
: deep
: man
: and now some long diatribe about how when there was disease on the island or whatever or someone had died they cut lines into the cliff face so people on the mainland or passing boats would know to send help. uh huh. "my lines are a signal to stay away. this pestilence is not simply of the flesh." hurrr
: blah blah people on this island are godforsaken blah blah
: oh look, TITLE DROP!
: blah blah kidney stone in shape of lot's wife staring over her shoulder at the motorway, blah blah fatalistic calm
: some crazy person with glow in the dark paint went nuts on a cave wall. how nice.
: oh here comes the piano again
: PLINK PLONK PLINK PLONK
: blah blah fingernails falling off like pockets full of change, i feel empty blah blah
: oh and the film-school violins of course
: man this thing just gets further and further up its own ass with each passing moment
: TITLE DROP, TAKE A DRINK
: PLINK PLONK PLINK PLONK
: i am walking through a ruined shipping container. this must be symbolic. of what, i could care less.
: "there must be a hole in the bottom of the boat. how else could new hermits have arrived?" LOL WUT

: more piano music. i'm surprised they haven't been blasting the SAD TRUMPETS more often. i feel cheated.

: footnote says donnely has syphilis and is going nuts, and therefore is not to be trusted, but i've been to the island and i see the same thing as him hurrrrr wtf does that even mean
: to call the island "half-imagined"
: "i fell and broke my leg, so i'm going to use these drugs and get high"
: he calls it "staying lucid for my final ascent" though

: OH AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS
: I JUMP DOWN A HOLE AND SLIP AND FALL
: WOW, FORESHADOWING
: man
: someone keeps taking this glow in the dark paint and drawing like
: circuitry
: chemical structures
: nerve cells
: [word censored by TTLG's filter, it starts with 'goat']
: oh wow, another hole! do you jump in and fucking break your other leg you asshole yes / no
: > YES
: these caves look fantastic. they're also way too fucking bright. it's like daylight up in this shit.
: "if the caves are my guts, perhaps this is where the kidney stones are formed"
: wtf
: man this is really pretty though. i wish actual games looked this good.
: not a fan of the SAD TRUMPETS though
: but we've been over this
: i'm trying to figure out what is the point of the symbols on the cave walls, like nerves and chemical structures and shit
: and i'm little by little realizing they're just there to be mysterious.
: "headlights are reflected in your retinas, moonlit in the shadow of the crematorium chimney"
: okayyy
: wow. the tunnel is COVERED in glow in the dark paint symbols.
: WHAT COULD IT ALL MEAN?
: probably "i wear a cape"

: OH LOOK ANOTHER FUCKING HOLE
: AND WHEN I JUMP IN
: I'M ON SOME SORT OF HIGHWAY ONLY IT'S ~*UNDERWATER*~
: and there's like a car with its headlights on
: let's go see wtf that could possibly mean
: oh would you look at that
: there's two cars
: they both look like they've been here for years, but their headlights and brakelights are on, amazing!!!
: the whole thing looks like a country road, only totally submerged. even the highway sign has like fucking plants climbing up it.
: end scene, back in the cave
: i can't get over how fucking BRITISH this all is.
: some more nonsense about donnelly
: too pretentious to copy down entirely
: blah blah stole some ash and took it home and i'd spend hours staring at it
: "in time we'll all be worn down into granules, washed into the sea and dispersed"
: okay
: oh look, some medical equipment surrounded by candles! DEEP.
: more candles! surrounding junked car parts!
: and of course plenty of sad piano

: "there were chemical diagrams on the walls in the waiting room blah blah they seem appropriate considering your body is shutting down, i cram diazepram like i once crammed for studies"
: BRILLIANT
: more graffiti on the walls
: "LIGHT... FROM HEAVEN SHONE AROUND HIM..."
: uh oh
: i ran out of the candle trail!
: WHERE WILL I GO NEXT?!?!?!
: OH THIS IS BRILL
: blah blah i wrote a bunch of letters but never mailed them, i laid them out on the beach and made them into boats and sent them out onto the water and watched them sink"
: okay buddy
: "oh and the letters are you,e sther"
: i'm crying on the inside.
: oh look at this! a nest of eggs surrounded by candles, and more of that glow in the dark paint graffiti reading
: "on a sudden a light from heaven shone around him and he fell to the ground"
: okay!
: so i didn't have any place else to go so i walked down a ramp into the water
: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP COME BACK
: now i'm on the beach again. okay
: oh there we go, some stairs
: i keep seeing this radio tower. i wonder if it actually has any meaning or if it's just there to be mysterious and "i wear a cape"ey
: "i've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom, i will fly to the moon in it"
: bunch more graffiti that means nothing
: blah blah "just as donnely became his syphilis i have become this island"
: LAWL
: 21 pieces of antilock breaks, 21 species of gull on the island, 21 something or other, IT CANNOT BE A COINCIDENCE
: this is what the game is saying to me:
: "are you sad yet? are you? are you?"

: TITLE DROPPPPPP
: oh and look at that
: "my wife died in a car crash. this island represents my depression. i'm going to jump off a radio tower."
: well. that was fun.
: in a fucking boring, pretentious, not at all fun way.

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